top tens of 2003

BEST OF 2003
1.  Lord of the Rings - i'm so sad it's over...  :(
2.  Big Fish - damn, is ewan mcgregor rad or what?
3.  Pirates of the Caribbean - this movie even holds up to repeat
viewings.  it's so fun!
4.  American Splendor - Paul Giamatti rules.  this guy should be
nominated.
5.  Mystic River - all good.  except maybe laura linney's psychotic scene
at the end.
6.  Freaky Friday - yeah, get over it.  it was good.
7.  Kill Bill Vol. 1 - fun and entertaining.  even if uma is weird looking
8.  Love Actually - ahhh...i'm still smiling.
9.  Finding Nemo - did i really like an ellen degeneres movie?  well,
this is no Mr. Wrong.
10.  Lost in Translation - interesting movie.  i don't understand why
some people are over the moon for it, but it was pretty good.  more like
a silent movie just conveying moods.  interesting.

WORST OF 2003
6. Cold Mountain - bite me anthony minghella.  
5.  Under the Tuscan Sun - yeah, it's my fault.  i saw it.
4.  Terminator 3 - thank god there won't be a terminator 4.  or at least
not until he's done serving office.  SERVING OFFICE?  holy shit.  he's
our governor.
3.  Anger Management - why did this suck so bad?
2.  Charlie's Angels 2 - i don't think that movie had a single plot
point.  i can't remember though because it brainwashed me.
1.  the Hulk - what a steaming pile of shit.