thou shalt not lie

is that a commandment? if is is, it's not really a strict one, right? so lying for your boss wouldn't be the same as you lying. it's just part of the job. ahhh, i love hollywood. i can't even begin to count the number of times that i've lied for one of my producer bosses....big lies and small lies....and lies to agents, studio execs, ex-wives, children, and nannies. but now, lying while i'm sick is not too easy. i don't think i sound very believable. please someone rescue me from l.a.

p.s. i'm running out of tissues.