the hollywood lifestyle

my boss came back from the fourth of july weekend with some rad stories about ashton and demi. i guess he was at a party with them and all they could do was make out with one another in a dark corner. i know demi's hot and everything....and i know that if the sexes were reversed it'd be okay....but demi's daughter is fricking closer to ashton's age than herself. and her daughters probably all had a crush on him from punk'd and that 70s show. yuck. if there ever was an argument for pre-nups and vascetomies, this has gotta be it.