mtv vmas

here are the lowlights from tonight's video music award. there were probably more but i couldn't stay on the channel for more than 5 minutes at a time...

lebron james embarassed himself by ad-libbing on stage with ashanti and asking for a kiss. when she said no he refused to continue until she kissed him. what a fricking loser. i predicted his downfall the minute he started driving a hummer before he even got drafted to the nba. yuck.

fred durst flicking off the camera. too alternative for words.

pamela anderson’s boobs were a hundred times bigger than her miniskirt.

the olsen twins are midgets. seriously. they presented with and stood next to david spade. i’ve stood next to david spade. i’ll be generous and say he’s about 5’5”. that would put the olsen twins at MAYBE 5 feet. though i’d say 4’11” or 4’10”. what happened to them? do millions stunt your growth like coffee?

britney spears and madonna kissed on stage. a real kiss. it was somewhere between hot lesbian skinemax and an embarassing has-been making out with a desperate young sex icon. i can’t decide.