the 800 number to call

so as brian reminded me, i forgot to tell you about the awesome phone number i discovered. or rather, i heard someone at barney's talking about it so i just used my superhero brain to memorize the number and tried it later. not that it's hard to memorize. it's 1-800-555-TELL. the greatest number ever. if you're looking for top news stories, sports scores, player injuries, movie times, entertainment news, weather, etc., it's the place to go. because how often have you found yourself driving in your car with no tv and no internet and wondering if john ritter really did die. well, luckily, 1-800-555-TELL is there for you. use it. love it.