Wednesday, January 14, 2004

i know it's mean...i can't help it.


i was standing outside my building this morning on the corner of constellation boulevard waiting for the light to change so i could go get some coffee. across the street from my building is the century city mall. this mall (at this particular intersection) happens to have a huge flight of stairs leading up to it. so, here i am, just staring into space and staring at all the people going up and down the stairs into the mall. lots of stairs. and from way far away, i see a man in a nice suit and tie, trip and fall down the stairs. now, he's not hurt because he gets up all embarassed and scurries away. but i start laughing hysterically on my sidewalk corner 70 yards away. the people around me must have thought i was psychotic because i couldn't stop laughing at god knows what. but i just thought that that man falling was the funniest thing i had seen in a long time.

yes, i know i'm going to hell. but were it not for me, there wouldn't be 'america's funniest home videos' and then where would bob saget be?

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