lesson for the day

now listen up kids, because i'm only going to say this once...

it is NEVER a good idea to drink heavily on a 'school night'. last night 5 stoli vodka and diet cokes seemed like a good idea on an empty stomach.
this morning when i had to get to work at 7:45am i decided that it maybe wasn't such a good idea. there's really nothing like spending a friday morning crouched in a bathroom stall at work just praying that you throw up. alas, my prayers were not heard and i remain completely nauseated and hungover.

please someone rescue me from this hell. before i throw up on my boss.