a chuckle and a smile

i saw two funny things today which provided a much needed laugh on this rather gloomy tuesday. first, i was walking down the hall to the kitchen and i passed a cubicle which made me do a double take. someone had brought in a curtain for their cubicle opening and had basically totally closed their cubicle. the curtain was made out of some heavy velvet material and it was drawn shut. tightly. i thought of the poor person who had shut themselves in their cubicle and i just had to laugh. i wanted to take a picture but i thought coming back with a camera might truly freak out whatever hermit / psychopath had shut themselves in. ah, corporate living.

so i come back and start flipping thru the new LA Weekly. that's when i spotted a giant ad with three girls (playmates) in their underwear with the heading self-conscious?. well, wondering what these gorgeous (trashy) girls could be self-conscious about, i read on. ...... ohhhh!! that's what they can be self-conscious about. giant vulvar deformities. it was an ad for Designer Laser Vaginoplasty which, in case you didn't know, is when some "doctor" re-sculpts and "rejuvenates" the vulvar structures. so quality. i wonder what kind of girls need that.