emmy roundup

so after the emmys i thought i'd do a roundup of the best and worst. but then i got to work monday morning and was lazy and saw that a ton of other websites did the same thing except they did it ten times better. BUT, sadly i am bored out of my mind at work so i'm going to post about the emmys anyways.

first, it was a horrible show. one of the worst awards shows i've seen in so long. the actual show was bad and dumb people won. people that shouldn't have. and that's not just my opinion, that's a fact. luckily, the red carpet remained and that's always the best part.

check out this quality picture of jane kaczmarek. she seems like a nice person and all but see the little spot where her nipple is? know what that is? it's a stick-on nipple cover thing and you can see it through your dress jane!!

this just in, zach braff and mandy moore are dating. she's purdy.

in other news, jeremy piven is an cocky disgusting prick but a funny cocky disgusting prick.

here's one of my favorites. an anorexic teri hatcher trying to hold her stomach in after having one sip of a margarita. man, i wish i could ignore the basic need to eat.

some of the best dressed....

she's not young, she's not bony thin, and i like this mariska lady.

also not young and not bony thin (with a bad name to boot), c.s.i.'s marg manages to pull this off.

funky and weird but i like this dress on alyson hanigan

and what i think is the best...marcia cross looking the best she has ever looked.

and the worst....

if i were as fucking tall, thin, and beautiful as charlize theron, you'd better believe that i'd be wearing something prettier than this.

remember in college when you used to hang tapestries on your wall? well isla fisher from 'wedding crashers' is wearing one. and i think i can see her strapless bra.

i can always count on debra messing to be wearing something HORRIFIC on the red carpet. when her show FINALLY goes away this year, who will i turn to?

maybe patricia arquette can take her place. this girl is a train wreck. horrible horrible hair and just an ugly, badly fitting dress. oh, the shame.

don't know why this actress was at the emmy's, but this dress is no good. stop it. and stop it with the belts over clothing.

of course, worst dressed honors has to go to our own star jones. you gotta conclude that this woman is blind. she loses basically a person in weight then chooses the MOST unflattering dress possible. i mean, gathered purple velvet is not going to look good on anyone. NO. ONE. EVER.