friday distraction

sadly, these are almost all true...

You Know You're From Southern California when:

You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice.

You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check your cell phone.

Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter the distance, takes about "20 minutes".

You eat a different ethnic food for every meal.

If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you are definitely driving.

Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code.

You really can never be too rich or too thin or too tan.

You think that Venice is a beach.

You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a McDonald's, Subway, and Starbucks.

The gym is packed at 3pm on a workday.

You think you are better than the people who live "over the hill". It doesn't matter which side of the hill you live, you are just better than them, for whatever reason.

You know what "sigalert", "the PCH", and "the Five" mean.