i hate belts

My hatred of belts stems from the fact that people abuse them. A few months ago Keira Knightley broke out this little ensemble:


Which is bizarre and weird but somehow she sort of pulls it off. Maybe it's because she has no boobs so it's basically like putting it around her waist. And it's strapless so maybe that makes it better. I'm not condoning it, I'm just saying that it didn't bother me as much as this:


This is NOT okay. Sure, Jennifer Connelly may be pregnant so who cares about the belly bump. But pregnancy is no excuse for putting a belt around your very ample chest area. NO excuse. I can't think of a more ridiculous outfit I've seen on an actress that I somewhat admire.

Don't let this happen to you.