clearly she doesn't know me

The other day I was meeting a friend and I got to the movie theater a little early. I had to kill some time so what else could I do but head to Nordstrom's next door for a little shopping. I ended up finding this sweet coat (which I don't need) and I headed to the nearest register to check out. This register of course happened to be in the Junior Brass Plum section. And I enjoy Brass Plum but I do fear that I am a little older than their target audience. As the hipster teen totaled up my purchases she said, "Are you sure you don't need some extra leggings?" Excuse me? Do I look like I wear leggings? Or that I would need extra pairs that I would throw onto my purchase like a pack of gum? NO. "No leggings for me, thanks."