sighted in the wild

5:00pm today. Sitting in traffic on Cahuenga. Stopped. Me on the passenger side. Car pulls up alongside us and parks on the curb. Out jumps fairly hot male driver. "Wow", I say, "that guy is hot. Maybe he's famous. Turn around guy." He does. It's Ashton Kutcher. Looking way too hot for Ashton Kutcher. "Damn", I think, "is he with Demi?" Turn to look at who is getting out of the passenger side. It's Demi Moore. "Holy shit. She looks gorgeous. Younger and hotter than any of my twenty something friends. She has an amazing surgeon/trainer/face cream/diet. What a bitch."

The end.