hollywood is hard on the bladder

this has happened to me in so many jobs and it just happened again. see, when you work in a production company office, you generally can't leave the phone. ever. so if you have to go to the bathroom, tough shit. or, if in an emergency, you better hustle to the stall, drop your pants, do your business, and get right back to the phone. but even then it's unacceptable to miss a call. so i finally at 4:30pm decide that i can't take it and must use the restroom. i'm gone literally 1 min, 30 sec. and i find a voicemail from the one person i was waiting to get a call from. damn hollywood. i'm sure that if a producer could figure out how to invent one, he'd give his assistant a desk chair with a goddamn toilet in it. girls with headsets handling 15 phone lines while going to the bathroom. now that's talent.