oral fixations

dear somewhat attractive guy at the buccaneer bar in san francisco (i'd describe you further but my drunkenness has left a hazy shadow over your face),

did you really think it was necessary to point out my oral fixation at midnight in some dive bar? yes, i like fidgeting. and yes, the habit becomes even more prominent when i drink. and yes, some straws have suffered because of it. but to stare at me for 15 minutes while i go to town on my rum and coke straw...that's not necessary. then to come up to me with another straw in hand and say that you thought i was going through my straw pretty fast and didn't want me to run out...that's really not necessary. yes, i know it's not a pretty habit. and yes, i know that i probably don't look that attractive when i'm playing with my straw. but do you want me to order more drinks and get really drunk? or perhaps you want me to start smoking? is that really what you want anonymous guy?

sincerely,
sexy straw sucker/biter.