sake is the devil's drink

sushi is the best. can we all agree? but, man, i am a sucker for sake. it is so wonderful. the warmth washes over you and you feel all toasty and "peaceful" as brian likes to say. a seductive feeling, no? well, last night it was so seductive that i proceeded to have about 9 or 10 sakes in an hour. it wasn't long till i was intoxicated and that was made obvious by the spilling of the sake onto my lap, the spraying of scalding hot sake into my eye, and the frank conversation about sex. isn't drunkenness grand? in honor of this timeless tradition, i've compiled a list of things that happen to me when i'm drunk so you'll know all the signs.
WHEN I'M DRUNK I....
- talk more
- talk louder
- talk faster
- talk about people i hate
- am really nice to people i don't usually like (ie girls)
- am brutally honest (some people would say 'mean') to people i love
- tell it like it is
- dance and sing
- fidget with anything whether it be picking apart napkins or sucking on straws
- order another long island ice tea even though i don't need one
- become instant best friends with strangers and buy them shots
- smoke cigarettes and other illegal substances