california...the greatest state in the union

you are thrilled that arnold is running for governor because:

a) the terminator has always been your idol

b) with his mastery of the english language after 30 years in america, think of how he could improve our school systems

or

c) the story you heard about the girl who had arnold ask her to stick her finger up her butt and then come back and let him smell it has always inspired you.