fired?

i might be on the verge of being fired. i don't know. i can't tell. but, to be honest, i would welcome it. i really would. if it weren't for the shame of being fired, i would be happy to leave this job. i've never been fired before. hmm...i probably wouldn't take it very well. and just so you know, my boss is CLEARLY crazy because no boss of mine has ever been unhappy with me. but is that really that shocking coming from him? he fired his last assistant a few months in so it might be a trend.

i'll keep you posted.

edited to say:
oops...this was a bad day. i feel sorry about saying this about my boss because, since then, he's been very nice. i think it's just his way of dealing with people. maybe you're just catching me on a good day, but i shouldn't have implied that he's a total ass. he's not. he's cool. for now... :)