and the winner of best bumper sticker of all time is....

"I LOVE BOOBIES!!"

a bumper sticker handmade (from stick-on letters) seen on the 5 freeway on the way down to san diego. the offender? a dorky looking white kid who couldn't have been more than 17. the looks that the kid was getting as cars passed him was worth the gas money i spent on driving down.