too much information

too much information is when your boss tells you that he may have to push back his flight in the morning so he can go see a doctor. it turns out that the night before he left his urine was pink. pink. that's what he told me. so he said he'd get up in the morning at 5am, take a piss, and then call me to tell me what color it was. if it was pink, i'd have to cancel his flight and book him on a later one so he could go see his doctor. if it was a normal clear yellow, i could go back to bed at let him get on the airplane.

yeah, it was yellow. turns out that if you eat beets for lunch, you'll piss pink. who knew.