life imitating art imitating life

ahh, a dream come true. who knew life could be this sweet? the highlight of my weekend must have been my movie at the Grove. we were all sitting in the third row waiting for the united states of leland, when the lights go down and a couple sneaks in. john notices the guy because he looks like a kid with a gorgeous blond model. 'jesus, that's ryan seacrest,' john says. i look down the aisle and, lo and behold, it IS seacrest sitting two seats away from stacey. i continue to stare because, well, it's ryan seacrest! how exciting! the personification of america...no talent and a huge star! he notices me staring and stares me down so i guiltily turn away.

the two hour movie goes by and as the credits start to roll, seacrest and his date duck out. (wouldn't want any movie-goers to gawk at the huge celebrity that is seacrest). as he walks out, john whispers to me "seacrest, out!", and i die laughing.