someone up there hates me

really hates me. and i'm not specifically saying it's God, but it may be. if it is him, he's got a sick sense of humor.

my 2nd assistant left and for a week now i've been doing both jobs. and it's not wondeful and i have to get here way early, but it's okay. my boss has been urging me to get a temp to help but i've always said that they're more trouble than they're worth. and i don't want them fucking my shit up. but finally yesterday i gave in and called a temp in for today. now, i don't get to pick the person. but i was praying he or she wasn't lame because i have to sit next to them all day.

so in walks this blonde. cute, perky. but i didn't judge her. i was nice and tried to make conversation. and in this conversation, she says, "yeah, i'm really an actress but pilot season is over so there's no work. so i thought i'd just temp." yeah, an actress. kill me now. but i'm still willing to give her a chance. i mean, how can you really screw up photocopying? right? WRONG. i seriously can't believe it. i give her one thing to do, i even write down instructions, and she seriously fucks it up. i mean, something a 5 year old could do. it was putting papers in mailboxes that we're clearly labeled with people's names. and she put them in the wrong mailboxes. i am so pissed off. and if you know me, you know i despise stupid people. (and that, yes, i'm a bitch.)