"my wife and kid, sir. i almost orphaned him today and i've never even seen him."

cougar lost it, turned in his wings. and where did he go after that? my office. well, okay, my boss' office. which is close enough. and the sad thing is, i can't get excited. and he was in one of my favorite movies/miniseries of all time! north and south! and, sure, cougar's done some pretty interesting things in his career but some of the "personal" details that i've recently discovered about him make me sort of want to vomit. now, i'm not talking about him of course, but i just heard the other day about this Hollywood guy who likes to sleep with the young island girls when he's on location. and though he's married with a lot of kids, he doesn't seem to mind sleeping with every girl in a bikini. and the younger the better. i think the most recent one i heard was 16 years-old. and the best part? because some of these places are like third world countries, lots of STD's are passed around. and this guy may or may not have gotten a little present that we like to call 'gonorrhea'. of course, he got it and passed it along to about ten different crew members as well. isn't that special.

but be assured people. cougar may have turned in his wings in 1986, but he's still flying high.