full

of

rage.

can't stand the new 2nd assistant i hired.

must get rid of him.

luckily, not only has he offended me and the old assistant, he's also completely annoyed my boss.

don't ask me what you're supposed to be doing a hundred times. if it's slow and you have nothing to do, surf the internet like everyone else!

don't ask me what complex legal jargon means and then be snide when i don't know.

don't be annoyed when i tell you that you HAVE to put down an hour for lunch even if you choose to go grab a sandwich and come back in twenty minutes. i'm GIVING you an hour. you can bite me if you choose not to take it and then bitch about having to put an hour.

and DO NOT sarcastically ask me what really is the difference between my job and yours. i'll tell you the difference a**hole... i'll have a job on monday and you won't.