emmy extravaganza

well, last night the emmy's were on and i feel like i need to validate their existence by, what else? blogging about them. recently E! suffered a great loss. when joan and melissa rivers decided not to come back to do their red carpet coverage, the world went into mourning. i know you know what i'm talking about. joan was sadly missed by myself and my tv watching posse. (hi stacey!) so, in joan's absence, i feel it is my duty to do a little fashion recap and hand out my own awards. so, in loving memory of joan, (yes, she's still alive...barely), I give you my awards:

The award for unnecessary mom cleavage goes to mary steenburgen.

The award for grandma whore goes to cloris leachman.

The award for scariest and most embarrassing date is a tie between ryan seacrest and bill mahar.

The award for best revival of mall spin art goes to teri hatcher.

The award for oldest rambling man with 1980s glasses and a hair piece goes to al pacino. Oh, how that one pains me.

The award for dumbest date has to be donald trump. Though I admit I need more evidence. But this is just going off her blank stare.

The award for worst use of chili peppers goes to angelica huston. Don't do it again Angelica. Please.

The award for my best dressed has to go to mariska hargitay. Don't really know her, never seen her show, but I like it! And always like flowers in hair.

The ahh, so cute award goes to jennifer garner. She is just so cute. What a delight.

The award for the fake tan i'd most like to have goes to jamie-lynn di scala. Ahh, the golden ointment.

And the award for most tragic former pop star turned C-celebrity goes to paula abdul. If you keep dressing like this Paula, you won't forever by my girl.