the case of the missing camera cord

i came in today wanting to write about scientology and post an accompanying photo with the blurb. unfortunately, due to fate or l. ron hubbard's influence or tom cruise's constant watch over hollywood, i forgot the cord i need to download the picture onto my computer. so you will have to wait for the post.

in the meantime, please enjoy this photo of figure skater sasha cohen touting another ridiculous "religion". (okay, maybe that's harsh). as young as she is and as removed from hollywood as she is, she still finds time to study kabbalah as evident from her little red string bracelet. i don't know how you feel but i know that's the ONLY reason she is currently in 1st place. the string has warded off evil spirits.