a sure sign

Santa Fe
Are you there?
Do you swear you won't forget me?
If I found you would you let me come and stay?

Do you know that the above words are lyrics? Do you know from which song? In which movie? Are you male? Are you straight? BAM! That's where I catch you in a lie.

You see, there is this certain person who may or may not work with me. And this male may claim that he is heterosexual when I believe he is homosexual. There was the fact that he talks WAY too much about hot girls when he clearly has no game. How he knows "Rent" cast members by name from various national tours. How he loves a good manicure/pedicure. Fine. I let this all slide and tried to believe him when he said he just really wanted a girlfriend. But then this morning he started going off about how he loves "Newsies". That's right. The amazing Disney musical starring the very hot Christian Bale and about 20 other 17 year old boys. Uh huh. Then he proceeded to sing some songs. I guess this wouldn't bother me if this guy didn't annoy me so much. But just come out and be gay so we can sing "Newsies" songs at the top of our lungs. But you can't tell me that there is one straight man who loves that movie and who knows the lyrics to the songs. If you know one, please point me in that direction because I may need to get a divorce and spend the rest of my life with him.