how you got here

And now, time for one of my favorite things to do... Share with you internet searches that brought people to this blog. As usual, they are disturbing and way too sexual. For some reason I doubt speakmemory gets this kind of traffic.

(some letters have been omitted so my site doesn't come up even higher when people search for this crap)

Passed out drunk girl gets t@ken adv@ntage of (all the time on this site)

Colleen @pplegate autopsy (I blame SF colleen for this one)

Free homemade s#x while girl sleeping (Oh yeah, there was that post back in 2003...)

J@nel Maloney bra (or lack thereof)

Uma Thurman present bre@st size (I'd say Double D)

Mexican p@rty bus and Long Isl@nd (Long Island Ice Tea's ON a party bus WITH Mexicans I could understand...)

Debr@ Messing Cape Cod (Debra should be happy someone is searching for her)

Rachel Griffiths' br@ size (Again, maybe Double D)

Tan for burn vict!ms (hmm...I don't know the answer to this one)

L.A. Girl p0rn (this pops up about ten times every day)

Girl F*ck!ng a P@rking Cone (you people are sick)

V!ctoria Beckham Purple Bow Dress 2007 (yeah, I don't blame this person...it was a doozy)

and my all time favorite....

Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead Dishes Are Done Dude