paltrow is totally in touch with reality

Gwyneth Paltrow was raised by celebs in Beverly Hills and in every interview I've seen her in she comes off as a total snob. She had the balls to start a "lifestyle" website called Goop with amazing gems and tips for your life. (I refuse to link to it.) For some reason it's become fairly popular. No doubt for amazing recipes like this "Sandwich" one below:

"Spread each slice of bread with a tablespoon of Veganaise or mayonnaise, sprinkle with coarse salt and pepper. Layer the bacon, tomato, avocado and lettuce on four slices of the bread and then sandwich with the remaining four. Cut each sandwich in half and serve."

Take a sec, grab a pen and paper, and write that down. You don't want to forget how to make a sandwich.